"Hi guys I'm Steve Purcell and I'm here to confirm that Sam & Max are indeed canonically in love. They will be getting married soon, make sure to congratulate them! I made a wedding cake topper for the two of them, doesn't it look great?"

........yeahhhhh this whole mini-ARG was just leading up to an inside joke, sorry for betraying any expectations you may have had for this silly little thing, lol. Anyways, make sure to check out the tumblr of my friend Ashe, who drew the lovely image at the top of this page!